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Johnny, Johnny, fast and wary,
Would you like a brother?
Polite, yet bold, with heart of gold,
He'll not be like any other.

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Scott, Scott, no longer a tot,
It's time you did decide.
In grandfather's nest or the Wild West,
Which will you choose to reside.

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Murdoch, Murdoch, hard as a rock,
Bending you must soon learn.
Your sons will smile, and in a while,
Their loyalty you will earn.

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Jelly, Jelly, face so hairy,
Why don't you ever shave?
A bristled chin, fair maiden won't win,
Nor the road to love pave.

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(Revisions of Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary)