The Lancer Clone Song

Written by Desert Sun
December 13, 2004

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M: "All right you clones! Ready to sing your song?"
SID and T: "We sure are!"
TJ: "Yep!"
JB: "Let's get at it!"
M: All right, SID and T?
SID and T: Yes!
M: TJ and JB?
TJ and JB: All right!
M: All right, JID? JID? JID!
JID: Okay!!!

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Lancer Christmas time is near,
Time for fun is almost here.
We've been waitin' for so long
To sing for you our little song.
SID, he wants a foot of snow;
But M said, "Absolutely no."
Dewdrop, fearin' the dinner plate,
Prays Christmas will be late.

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*Music in the background*

M: Okay Clones, get ready.
That was very good, SID and T.
SID and T: Off course.
M: Very good TJ and JB.
TJ and JB: Hehehehe.
M: Uh, JID, you were off key, try to pay attention.
Uh, JID? JID. JID!
JID: Okay!!!

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SID, he wants a foot of snow;
But M said, "Absolutely no."
Dewdrop, fearin' the dinner plate,
Prays Christmas will be late.
Dewdrop, fearin' the dinner plate,
Prays Christmas will be late.

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M: Very good, boys.
SID and T: Can we do it again?
JID: Yeah, let's do it again!"
M: No! That's all. We don't want to bore anyone.
SID and T: Bore anyone?
TJ and JB: Who's bored?
JID: We wanna sing!
M: Now boys, settle down.
All: Ah, we wanna sing.

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(To the tune of "The Chipmunk Song")